The crazy crimes just won’t stop. Richard Anthony Smith, a 25 year old Knoxville Tennessee man called police to the scene of a crime he was committing. He called 911 for help because he was trapped in an air conditioning duct leading from the roof of the Knoxville Museum of Art.
When officers arrived on the scene. Smith told them “Mission Failed” an that he was “a special agent from the United States Illuminati, badge number 0931″ and had rappelled onto the museum from a helicopter.”
He said he was following orders to “defuse and confiscate” a Soviet-made nuclear warhead, specifically a “MERV6SS-22AN” warhead, according to the report. The bomb supposedly was hidden in a blue, plastic cow sculpture in the museum basement, he said.
However, Smith told officers his “agency” called while he was in air-vent limbo to say it made a mistake and the bomb might be in a Memphis museum instead.
The guy was charged with aggravated robbery and is held on $2,000 bond at the Knox County Jail.
What a hot mess but lucky dude. If he didn’t have that cell phone he could have become a fossil in the museums air conditioning duct. What if he is telling the truth?